Gentlemen's Club Etiquette
The title said it all – GENTLEMEN’S club. Trust me; you want to feel welcomed in each and every one of these clubs. Missing out is not an option, so take out your notepad and pencil and take notes. Like all places, strip clubs have a code of conduct some written, most not, but all obvious.
Tip the bouncer
It’s one of the best kept secrets of strip clubs, bouncers are the second most connected employees in the joint (DJs are the first in case you are curious). They know all the ladies and can hook you up should you be in their good graces. This is especially true with us during our trip in
Again, “GENTLEMEN’S” club so dress like one. However, don’t wear the shirt your girlfriend or wife gave you because when the night is over, you don’t want to find lipstick, their stripper’s perfume or bodily fluids on it.
Inquire about prices
Strip clubs are like TITS – no two are exactly alike so ask about the fees for dances, booths, lounge, champagne room, (although do remember Chris Rock said “There’s no sex in the champagne room!” private dance rooms, etc. Some dancers will only dance with a partner (as in Solid Gold) or features props and could cost you more. Bottom line is it pays to inquire.
Don’t get drunk
Question “WHY?” – Why get drunk and miss out? Besides getting intoxicated in these clubs can get expensive. You might lose control of your limbs as your inhibitions quickly melt away, offend people, get rowdy but lets not forget that 800 pound bouncer.
Treat the ladies with respect
One of the most important things to remember should you decide to get a dance is to engage in a conversation with her. Tell her she’s HOT and you need a paramedic fast cause you are having a heart-attack. Be friendly and you’ll get it back tenfold. By far this is the most important point. Enough said.